Thursday, July 4, 2013

Underworld -- Meg Cabot

Rating: 



Considering the plot-less demise of a book that was Abandon, I was pleasantly surprised at its sequel. Underworld turned out to be a pretty pleasant read that kept me turning the pages, and not just because I had nothing better to do.

This next book takes off from where the first leaves off, about a day or two after. Pierce wakes up in John's bed...with her cheek pressed to his chest. Which happens to be bare. And streaked with her tears.


(I'm just kidding, of course. Come on, I'm a freaking fourteen-year old girl, that was adorable! If you don't think about the creepy side of it, which of course my adolescent mind doesn't, so yes, it was pretty darn adorable. Shirtless 6'4" hot guys are cute!)

So, Pierce starts freaking out, naturally, until she finds out that John didn't "spend the night with her," he just moved from his place of rest on the couch to the bed to hold and comfort her because she was crying and talking in her sleep about something.

Then she starts talking about how she doesn't really want to spend all of eternity in the Underworld or something, and blah blah, they bicker and insult each other with poor communication but then make up, and to be honest the rest of the scene is pretty much lost on me. Oh, and John makes a bird out of thin air (a mourning dove) and Pierce names it Hope because that's what it will only respond to, although she's reluctant because it's such a cliche name. Pierce eats breakfast because she thinks only pomegranates make you live in the Underworld forever (although I swear that it was any food in the Underworld and pomegranates were just what Persephone happened to eat because they were so rare and special and stuff...Pierce kept insisting that it was only pomegranates because they were the "fruit of the dead," which I found pretty stupid...).

John goes off to "work," escorting departed souls who wait on a beach to their final waiting destination place, and then Pierce goes off to explore the castle.

She meets Henry, a servant boy who collects the trays of food every morning, and when she follows him (despite his insistence that she shouldn't, since she wants to find John desperately because she saw a disturbing video of her cousin Alex on her phone being trapped in a coffin) she ends up in the kitchen where she meets Mr. Graves, Frank, and Mr. Liu. Who these four people are isn't revealed until a little bit later, but they all refer to John as "Captain."

Eventually, she finds John and convinces him to take her back to Isla Huesos one last time so she can say good-bye to her mother and find her cousin Alex, who may or not be in trouble.

Basically, the entire plot of the story is to find Alex and help him out of the danger, although there's a lot of side-things in the way, like visiting Mr. Smith the cemetery sexton and talking with him, an encounter with a Fury in the guise of the groundskeeper (where Pierce manages to actually knock him out, if you're wondering whether she's still a weak heroine), ending up at a festival, etc.

Despite there being no real specific plot in this book either (i.e. a specific goal they try to accomplish the whole time), it's still a nice read that will pass the time when you have nothing else to do. There's more world-building in this installment, including more about John's past (which I find interesting), more about the rules of the Underworld and the Fates, and more about what goes on in Isla Huesos that hardly anyone knows about.

John, in my opinion, gets more likable and his character development is a lot more than in the first book. You get more inside his past and why he does the things he does. His "love" with Pierce gets less creepy and more sweet (although, if you really look at the time frame of this book, still not as believable as I'd like).

Henry, Mr. Graves, Frank, and Mr. Liu were interesting additions to the cast, and they introduced nice new dynamics that I thought made the story more refreshing to read and compelling.

Pierce does get better in this book, mostly because you don't get to see her do stupid things since she doesn't get that many chances to (like in the first book...which I shall not dwell on because that would ruin my mantra of focusing on the positives), she doesn't mention her idiotic past (yay!), and she doesn't overly use phrases like cemetery sexton and Check yourself before you wreck yourself that make you want to bash her head in with a brick. She gets more of a backbone here, and although yeah, she's still pretty submissive when it comes to her and John's love (sort of justified...just read the book and decide for yourself), at least she can handle herself when it comes to dealing with Furies and her messed up family. I liked her a lot more in this book than I did in the first.

There was something at the near-end that bothered me...but talking about it would reveal spoilers. Sigh. You'll probably know what I'm talking about when you get to it, if you ever read it. It has to do with...pomegranates. *shudders* And I think it's pretty stupid. But to each his own.

The ending was a cliff hanger that I found very enjoyable, and not just because I can read the third book whenever I want to. (HA!) I like cliff hanger endings, and this one was pretty good, although you can probably tell where it's going to head in the next book.

Read it? Yes!

Happy 4th of July everyone!

Monday, July 1, 2013

Abandon -- Meg Cabot

Rating: ✰✰✰

Abandon (Abandon Trilogy #1)
 
 
 
 
About a week or two ago I bought a book called Underworld by Meg Cabot, since I knew I was supposed to be reading and reviewing a book that was the last in the same trilogy, from Netgalley.
 
Oh boy! I thought. What a pretty cover! I can't wait to start reading!
 
Except, guys, the cover looks like this:
 
 
Underworld (Abandon Trilogy, #2)
 
 
And I didn't notice the big, fat The deadly sequel to ABANDON right underneath the author's name the multiple times I ogled over how shiny the blue print on the cover was.
 
 
 
You know those really stupid, annoying books where no matter HOW hard you look you cannot find out what number it is in a series (if you even know it's part of a series) because the jacket and interior designer screwed up somewhere along the thinking process, and then you end up buying the second or third book without knowing?
 
This wasn't even one of them. I have no excuse.
 
So, cursing my stupidity, I promptly got the first book on my Kindle and yadda yadda. I stuck my bookmark in the first page of Underworld (at least they matched) and it stayed like that for days while I trudged through this first book, unable to wait for the day when I could once again hold a physical book in my hands.
 
The minute I finished Abandon a few minutes ago I rushed to get Underworld where it had been gathering dust to finally, finally read it!
 
But then I felt guilty I hadn't written a review for the first book first, and by the time I finished the second I would probably get the plots mixed together.
 
This book wasn't slow, or fast, or boring. It was just okay.
 
It was a pleasant read, I guess, but there isn't much in terms of plot--or at least if there was, I couldn't pick it out among the 300-ish pages of meandering along in Pierce's life (by the way, who names their kid that?!).
 
Pierce and her mom, after her parents' divorce, move from Connecticut to Isla Huesos in Florida, which literally means "Island of Bones." There, her grandmother and her uncle Chris (who's just been released after roughly seventeen or sixteen years in prison, I think) and her cousin Alex are nearby.
 
Errmm...
 
I'm not even sure how to review this. I mean, the whole book is really disjointed, especially Pierce's voice, in the beginning.
 
It was really annoying in the first 80% of the book where Pierce would suddenly start talking about an event that happened who-knows-how-long ago, and then very abruptly start narrating the present again. Considering this book was written in past tense and she used the same tense to recall something from the past (with a few exceptions later on), it was very, very confusing to read.
 
Her thought process and prose is also disjointed. I had a hard time following along with what she was trying to say and it was very dodgy and flighty, going from one subject to the next and then commenting on this topic and then another topic, etc. It confuses me just trying to explain it.
 
She also kept talking about "that incident" and then "the other incident which is not the same as that incident," etc., and it was just confusing the heck out of me. Gosh, girl, what is wrong with your mind?
 
Pierce was also pretty stupid about a lot of things, in ways that make me think she has no idea how to socialize at all. I can't name any examples right now, but really, I think Meg Cabot is trying to give her every excuse under the sun about her weird behaviors being related to her near-death experience. Does everyone who dies and then comes back really this weird? (I don't mean to offend, but really, her behavior is portrayed so weird.) There were also other stupid things she did, like having a soda addiction when her neurologist explicitly told her not to have any caffeine.
 
Good gracious, why would you do that to yourself?
 
John was a weird guy who liked to kidnap Pierce frequently, apparently fell in love with her when she was seven according to her grandma, and very moody and liked to brood a lot. But I still liked him, even though I can see why a lot of people don't. (I can't help it, I'm a sucker for the dark broody types who just want to be loved! But don't worry about my mental health, I realize he can be creepy and I only sort of like him.)
 
Pierce's ex-best friend Hannah Chang was, in my opinion, unnecessarily killed off. It just depressed me and also creeped me out. Not to mention Pierce was a freaking jerk(!!!) to her right after she (Pierce) died for no reason. Really, Pierce?! Are you that much of a screw-up?!
 
 
 
#SPOILERS
 
Mr. Mueller, you freaking creep! What kind of thirty-something guy who is a TEACHER hits on and has an affair with a student who is 16 at most and then breaks up with her and GAH!!! HANNAH YOU STUPID GIRL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
 
Seriously, what was the point of that?
 
Supposedly, it's this:
 
In this world, "Furies" are any spirits that hate John (ruler of his own underworld) and possess weak-minded humans in order to hurt him.
 
So, they possess people to hurt Pierce, because he loves her so much.
 
And Pierce has this whole "OMG I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!!!!" moment where she's like "I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS SOONER!!!"
 
So the thing is, a Fury possesses Mr. Mueller, a basketball coach, seduces her ex-best friend Hannah, and then dumps her so she'll commit suicide...Really?
 
Uh huh. A Fury did all that just to hurt you, Pierce. So legit. Like really, really so legit.
 
WTF.
 
And more spoilers:
 
They possessed her grandma...who knitted her a scarf with super-duper long tassels...so she could drown in a pool. Because she just knew Pierce would go by her backyard pool wearing that thing...
 
The freaking plot twist, man, if you can even call it that, what the heck? That was the most lame, epic fail I've ever seen in any book. EVER.
 
#END SPOILERS
 
If you avoided the spoilers, basically, the plot points in this book were weak, useless, etc. Essentially, this book really had no plot.
 
The "climax" is super-duper lame, and it'll let you down oh so much.
 
I also had issue with Pierce's mom, who, though she claimed to be an environmentalist did stupid things like leave a fancy artificial waterfall on during all hours of the day, and took huge, super long showers. She was also defensive and rude and immature in general, especially about the divorce and Pierce's father, who actually wasn't that bad of a guy in comparison to her. She was too happy blaming everything about Pierce's death and other things on him (which really, he couldn't have helped that much about Pierce), but the minute he accuses her of things that she very much did, she pins more blame on him and claims everything is his fault and ugh. I hate that cow.
 
Pierce was also extremely ungrateful to her dad. I mean, he helped her settle a seven-figure lawsuit because of something stupid SHE did.
 
SEVEN FIGURES!
 
$1,000,000+!
 
Do you know how much you could do with that money, you ungrateful little *****?!
 
But no, all she gives him is attitude, a happy smile because she is happy (I don't even remember or care about what), and then she even gets rid of all his expensive shoes that have tassels on them because she has some sort of issue with tassels since her teacher wore them. Oh my gosh. She is that messed up. He's really upset, and all she does is talk back and smile.
 
Thinking back, I really do want to throttle this girl, kind deeds to random animals drowning in pools or not.
 
 
You probably shouldn't read this book and I have no idea why I'm giving in three stars, but there you go.
 
Just reviewing it is making my brain go really loopy.
 
 
Oh well. Onto the next book!



Burning -- Elana K. Arnold

Rating: 


Burning



Ben: Having just graduated from high school, Ben is set to leave Gypsum, Nevada. It's good timing since the gypsum mine that is the lifeblood of the area is closing, shutting the whole town down with it. Ben is lucky: he's headed to San Diego, where he's got a track scholarship at the University of California. But his best friends, Pete and Hog Boy, don't have college to look forward to, so to make them happy, Ben goes with them to check out the hot chick parked on the side of Highway 447. 

Lala: She and her Gypsy family earn money by telling fortunes. Some customers choose Tarot cards; others have their palms read. The thousands of people attending the nearby Burning Man festival spend lots of cash--especially as Lala gives uncanny readings. But lately Lala's been questioning whether there might be more to life than her upcoming arranged marriage. And the day she reads Ben's cards is the day that everything changes for her. . . and for him.



When I first saw this book on Netgalley, I knew I wanted to read it. Look at that cover and tell me it's not beautiful.

And when I got an e-mail from Netgalley saying I had been accepted to read it, I was ecstatic, because it was my second or third book ever and after all those rejections in the beginning, I felt like I was finally getting somewhere in this weird book-reviewing business.

This book was not what I expected at all.

I was all prepared for it to become my favorite book ever, even topping Auracle on my list of favorites (I'm sorry I ever doubted you Gina Rosati! I'll never do it again!) the moment I opened this book up on my Kindle. Desert setting? Gypsy girl? Small town boy? YES!!!!

Unfortunately, that wasn't really the case. I expected a cute, innocent guy who meets a gypsy girl as she rolls through town and sets up camp near it.

I guess I should've known better in a YA novel.

For those prudes faint of heart, Ben swears a lot, in general. I don't think I ever went to the next page without a swear word jumping out at me. I got used to it quickly, but this just serves as a warning for those wanting to give this to a person under 14--this book is not for kids. (Especially since there's a sex scene. Just saying, but we all knew it was coming.)

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All right, I've been trying to force this review out for months now because I got this from Netgalley and I really should have turned this in to the publisher a long time ago, but I'm pretty sick of it in general and I can't bring myself to write a really proper review. I checked Netgalley a few days ago and it's not even listed there anymore, so I doubt I can even turn in a review anyway (that'll teach me to hurry up my butt on reading and reviewing books. Eek! So many books I was approved for and never read or reviewed and now I probably won't get approved ever again! Ah!)

But anyway, here's the gist of it:

I thought this book was pretty pointless.

Call me unsophisticated, unclassy, uneducated, whatever. Maybe it's because of my age, or because I'm supposedly narrow-minded, but I just thought the plot was pretty boring.

Basically Lala (I keep reading it as "lala," like from Teletubbies) is in an arranged marriage, she's supposedly unhappy, she meets Ben, they have an affair, her family finds out, disowns her, and she's on her own from there. She sleeps with Ben, stays with him for a day, they go to this festival and she dumps him and she's "free."

Hurray!

I guess it's about being free from bonds?

Or not having to be tied down by men? Family? Obligations? Age-old traditions?

Whatever, I didn't really care about the little I gleamed from this book.

Sorry about the spoilers, but gah, really, there isn't that much to this book that I could see.

Lala and Ben's attraction didn't really make sense to me. It was like "Hot white boy! :O" and "HOT GYPSY GIRL!!!!!" Really, she has known him for LESS than a week and she dumps her entire family and culture for him. Then gives up her virginity for him, which is supposed to be sacred to her.

Oh.

My.

Gosh.

If the point of their VERY brief relationship wasn't for the relationship itself and it was for Lala to be "set free" or whatever, then she just used him. Great job Lala.

I liked Lala at first, but then she got all "rebellious" instead of respectful to her gypsy culture, and I don't think Elana K. Arnold wrote about her shame in betraying her family, traditions, and being "dirty" (shameful--very, very shameful in gypsy culture, the worst you can do, I forgot her word for it, but basically, think of mortal sins in Catholic religion multiplied by ten) very well. I mean, geez, at first Lala was sort of remorseful about all the "bad" things she was doing, but after a while (read: two minutes) she just didn't give a s***.

Really.

She really, really didn't.

I kind of lost respect for her after that; her credibility was lost on me.

I liked her prose at first (think of wordy, flowery, purple prose), but after I started disliking her, this just got on my nerves too.

Ben was a jerk to his brother, then didn't even really make it up to him.

Ummm...


Yeah.

I wouldn't recommend this book.

That's about all I have to say.

By the way, the last line in this book was "I was Lala White."